Well, Erebus, Dolores, I do so hate to think of you being disappointed. Maybe if your rules weren't so ridiculous and cruel, they'd have an easier time following not only the letter but the spirit in which they are intended.

Children, best get used to starving, failing exams and being unable to seek adequate medimagical attention when needed. It seems you'll be getting a teensy bit less out of a Hogwarts' education for the foreseeable future.