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Feb. 14th, 2013 04:32 pm
alt_umbridge: (let us have a teensy conversation)
[personal profile] alt_umbridge
I understand that today is a day of high emotion for some, but I must remind all of you in the strongest possible terms that the usual rules and expectations of the school must be adhered to, or there will be consequences. To be painfully clear:

Mr Justin Finch-Fletchley and Miss Persephone Postlethwaite: kindly report to my office at your earliest convenience to discuss your private messages, given my prior instructions. (Really, Miss Postlethwaite, sending one to everyone in your year is neither necessary nor desireable.)

Miss Orla Quirke, I understand that the glitter charm you applied to yourself has left a trail throughout the school. Report promptly to Mr Milland after supper this evening to resolve the matter to his satisfaction.

Mr Dionysus Inderwick, you left your box of chocolates in Transfiguration class, where it was sat upon by Mr Darius Yaxley. I expect you to report to the house elves to assist with the laundry this evening.

And I am entirely uncertain what caused the matter between Mr Feodor Gallez and Mr Eric Bundy, but report to my office at 9pm for further discussion.

Finally, I understand a surprising number of you have required visits to the Infirmary and the care of Madam Pomfrey. I will be extracting a full report from her in the near future.

The rest of you, please bear in mind that further disruption to the necessary and essential work of learning and practice will not be tolerated, and will be handled accordingly. I should have thought this self-evident given our prior conversations on the matter, but apparently it requires repeating.

Date: 2013-02-14 10:03 pm (UTC)
alt_justin: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_justin
Certainly, Headmistress.

Happy to oblige.

-Finch-Fletchley

Date: 2013-02-15 05:46 pm (UTC)
alt_sirius: (Happy)
From: [personal profile] alt_sirius
Tell us, Madam Umbridge:

Are your objections to Valentine's Day particular, because you never receive any Valentine's messages? Or, since you target 'disruption' in the form of friendliness and good fun, are they indicative of a more general distaste for any kind of happiness in your vicinity?

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