alt_umbridge: (office)
Luxovius,

First, I am just so very glad indeed that you alerted me just as soon as you became aware of the potentially far-reaching implications of your examination of Mr Goyle this afternoon.

Now, I know you came here to concentrate on your very interesting research, but at the same time it is a regrettable reality that students will present themselves at the least convenient times. I do hope that as we transmute the school into the purified and perfected form some of us here seek, these teensy little distractions to our greater work will become fewer and further between. I do appreciate your patience, truly.

As to Mr Goyle, I realise that we have not had sufficient time for me to fully acquaint you with the various irregular and highly problematic events of this school year. I do believe I had referred to irresponsible, ill-considered, and self-serving displays of magic that tempted our more impressionable students into unwise private exploration. (This, of course, is yet another reason for my recent decrees.)

The trouble was substantial, though I am sure you will be vastly more effective at finding a speedier treatment regimen than our former matron managed to be - of course you will, having greater training and wider exposure to all the best minds at St Mungo's. Really, she might have served well enough thirty years ago, but in this enlightened age, I'm sure we can do a great deal better.

I'm certain she did leave some notes somewhere about the details, and that all the fuss made over the treatments were entirely to cover her own potential mishandling should there be problems. I cannot imagine why you are fussing over it - surely a teensy little stomach problem can't possibly be linked to the previous injury, that blood-changing curse? The stomach and the blood are entirely different, surely. One being liquid, and all.

Finally, on your question about the political ramifications. Well, of course it would be most inconvenient and troublesome if any lasting harm came to a child from one of the most notable families. But at the same time, the children - misled though they were - did make their own choices, and I would hope that the most dedicated of families would recognise the importance of that lesson.

Now, do let me know if there are any other trifling concerns.
alt_umbridge: (direct)
Staff are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach.

In addition to the above decree, I wish to note a staffing change. We are delighted to welcome Healer Luxovius Kerr as our new Healer in Residence. As I noted at supper, he is delighted to join us, bringing his honed and polished skills to the service of the young people of Hogwarts. I'm sure we'll all make him very welcome as he settles into the Infirmary.

Hogwarts Junior Council members: I have a few teensy matters to attend to this evening, but if you have questions about your current duties, you may check at my office.
alt_umbridge: (just us)
Poppy -

I do hate to bother you on a Saturday evening, but really, you’ve assured us ever so many times that you’d rather hear about something sooner, while it’s a small problem, and I'm taking you at your word.

I've had trouble the past few days with my feet and ankles itching, and it’s far worse tonight. I’m sure it must be something simple - this week has been entirely irregular after all. Maybe it’s the dry winter air, or the cold when I was observing Aurora's evening classes on Wednesday, or something of the kind.

i’m normally just as healthy as anything (and so very careful to maintain a regular schedule, eat and sleep far better than most staff here seem to manage.) These little annoyances are so terribly frustrating.

At any rate, would you have a moment to see me this evening, perhaps, or if not, first thing tomorrow?
alt_umbridge: (direct)
Dear boys and girls: Thank you again for your presence and attention this afternoon. It was especially lovely to see some new shining faces we’d not seen before. Do feel you can come to me with any questions you might have.

Now, I do want to make very clear that during our YPL time together, I expect the very best possible behaviour from all of you. Even teensy little differences of opinion should be avoided, because they take away from our ability to work together for the good of the school and our glorious Protectorate.

We will meet again in two weeks to welcome guests: engineers working throughout the Protectorate to create new magical buildings, add new points to the Floo Network, and other ever so necessary and important tasks. I do hope you will all find it interesting - this was arranged before I took over leadership, so you may wish to ask Professor Sinistra why she selected this topic and these speakers.

I also remind you all that entries for the essay competition on Our Lord’s Greatest Achievement are due to me on October 22nd for full consideration. The winning entries will be read at our meeting on the 28th. And of course, I expect to see you all at the exercise sessions - strong bodies wield strong wands!

Dear parents: Today, we spent some time in patriotic practice of song and marching, but split the rest of our time between a review of Protectorate history, touching on some of the very highest points of Our Lord’s rise to power and majesty. We then all chipped in and worked to make the castle even more tidy and beautiful than usual, attending to all those small details.

My staff have also been hard at work on some teensy newsletters and other materials for us to share with all of you at home. We expect to launch the first issue in two weeks, at our next YPL meeting. We expect to send copies home to all parents of YPL students free of charge, but would also be glad to include others on our subscription list for a small fee to cover costs - simply contact my office and they will arrange it.

I will also be in New London on Friday for several appointments. There are just one or two spaces on my schedule, should parents have questions about the programme so far.

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