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I am deeply disappointed in the actions of Mr Linus Moon and Miss Lavender Brown. Both have been removed as members of the Hogwarts Junior Council, and I am reviewing whether either of them should have additional punishment beyond that already applied.

Now, dear boys and girls, I so deeply appreciate those of you who gave me such thorough and detailed accountings of your holidays. Mr Diggory and Miss Pennifold set good examples, while Mr Finnigan, Miss Calderwood, Miss Robins, and Miss Rohani turned in truly exemplary reports. Mr Fred and George Weasley, I was quite surprised by your attention to detail - I wonder if you might encourage your brother and sister to do better. (Mr Ron Weasley, I expect to see you in my office at 4pm.)

Miss Lovegood, Mr Malfoy, Mr Marks, McLaggen, Mr Montague, Miss Postlethwaite - kindly plan to come see me at your earliest opportunity about your submissions. Also Miss Jones. Mr Crabbe and Mr Goyle, please come see me on Thursday at 1pm to discuss your deplorable writing ability.

I will be following up with those of you - including staff - who did not make a thorough report, as I review each and every essay. Naturally, this may take a couple of days, as I am just so very busy with all manner of other tasks. And I do see that some of you spent quite a lot of time together, and I do want to compare what you said about it. No detail is too small, dear children, to be important.

I remind you that we do have tutors in attendance (kindly report them immediately to the HJC members on duty should you see any unexpected or inappropriate behaviour), and that each and every one of you is expected to follow all my teensy rules and regulations, or there will indeed be consequences. I also remind those of you with locked items that it is imperative you be ready at your assigned time, or I will be forced to assume you do, in fact, have something to hide that requires correction and instruction.

Date: 2013-04-17 03:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alt_sirius
Madam Umbridge, are you planning to start a gossip column in the Prophet? The Hogwarts Beat, perhaps? Surely that can be the only reason you insist on invading every possible pore of the lives within the castle.

I can't imagine you ran the Ministry with this level of microscopic focus. Haven't you realised by now that the more you attempt to tighten your grip, which is already well beyond the unreasonable and into the deplorably nosy, the less your charges will trust you?

I wish I had any idea what your ultimate goal could be. It can't be to close the school altogether? Or is Hogwarts to become nothing more than a sham in which your favoured few are systematically brainwashed and penalised into becoming little pink clones of yourself? While the ones you clearly despise are systematically tortured until you can excuse packing them away to the camps, presumably.

But perhaps it gives you too much credit to suggest a plan, and a Final Solution to which you are the sole arbiter of who is and is not worthy. (Funny, we can think of someone else who thinks it's his business to decide that kind of thing, can't we?) Perhaps you're just the most meddlesome busy-body and prig ever known to the Wizarding World.

Madam, you are so far out of line it's a wonder you're still alive.
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From: [personal profile] alt_lucius
Have only a few moments between luncheon and other meetings so shall make this brief:

Madam, what in Mordred's name do you mean with all these intrusions? Just what do you think you are doing?

Our Lord may have His reasons for not incinerating you into a pile of pink dust but do not think His tolerance has not been tested, nor that it is unceasing. Particularly when it stirs the responses of a certain blight on our doorsteps.

Do not force me to pay you a personal visit. You would not be best pleased with the results.
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