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Magical Law Enforcement has thoroughly investigated the disappearance of Miss Sarah Fawcett on Friday evening, and has come to the conclusion that she must be presumed deceased. It appears that she fled into the aptly-named Forbidden Forest, fell afoul of the ferocious band of centaurs who live there. I gather that the tracking spells attempted have failed entirely.

Members of the HJC will be strictly enforcing curfew this evening. I expect to be unavailable, tending to a number of matters of substantial business, but I am certain the Heads of House can handle any teensy issues that may arise this evening.

(Miss Jones: My office, promptly you see this. I have work for you.)

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Date: 2013-04-22 01:05 am (UTC)
alt_sally_anne: (someday I will be taller)
From: [personal profile] alt_sally_anne
Do you suppose she's had her heart magically removed and she stores it in a plate somewhere in her desk?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Date: 2013-04-22 01:41 am (UTC)
alt_harry: Harry looking up and ahead (look ahead)
From: [personal profile] alt_harry
I didn't see it when I was trashing her office.

Maybe she turned it into a plate.

Date: 2013-04-25 04:21 am (UTC)
alt_sirius: (Dignified)
From: [personal profile] alt_sirius
So you are no better than Carrow. Probably we shouldn't be surprised, since you're honouring the monster's memory in that travesty of a garden.

Still, good to have confirmation.

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